I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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