Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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