I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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