He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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