You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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two words...techno handjob
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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