I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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