i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
she pinky promised me she was 18
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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