So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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