I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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