are you still at the devil's house?
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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