How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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