you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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