they call him Oral-B. enough said
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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