I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
