forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
My dad just said "fuck circus"
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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