Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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