New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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