lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME