Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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