I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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