just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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