I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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