your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Randomize