xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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