wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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