I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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