Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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