Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
