Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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