I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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