her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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