At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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