the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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