Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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