we're blogging at a bar
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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