no. you can't hotbox the world.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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