You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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