Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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