Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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