Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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