Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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