I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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