so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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