It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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