If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Randomize
