is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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