You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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