I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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