What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...