This girl is more easily done than said...
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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