At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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