Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
