it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
you made out with another girl for some wings
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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