I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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