did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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