O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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