You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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