Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
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Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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