the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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