I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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